Hello Derek,

Thank you so much for writing to me, though I had been expecting it. You see, I have been following you very closely since you joined Golden Pro Wrestling in Season 3.

Indeed, I was very impressed by your prowess in the ring. However, before anyone else could tell, I sensed a perversion of your psyche.

I understand that you are reaching out because you risk being unable to wrestle, and that I have a unique agreement with the GPW organization based on a work-release schedule for my patients.

Say what they will about my methods, they work. Neither Sicko nor Abel Unstable have injured a single innocent person, and they have begun to live productive semi-free lives as part of their rehabilitation. Furthermore, their ability to entertain the fans is a worthy public service.

I make society better, and more importantly, I can make you better.

Let us meet at Gold Strike 22, and we will sit down for an introductory session where I will evaluate you before developing a course of treatment.

Sincerely,

Dr. Dean