Since he was a kid, Choo Choo has been repping a red flag. He came out to Memphis with his partner Wazzup to back up their homeboy Shotcaller.
Height/Weight: 6’0″ 200 pounds
Hometown: Los Angeles, California
Intro Music: “California Love” by 2Pac
Style: High Flyer
Finisher: The Hit Up
Finisher Description: Inverted Phoenix Splash
Miserable incel focused on disfiguring his opponents to make them as grotesque as he is.
One half of the tag team The Orderlies, he is a staff member reporting to Dr. Dean and responsible for handling the doctor’s mental patients.
A girthy Tibetan monk with quotes of questionable and confusing wisdom, he seeks to share his enlightenment.
All illustrations from the talented David G.