It’s a fresh start for the entire roster as Golden Pro Wrestling launches its inaugural season!

Commissioner Parker Meloche has been to the ends of the world (and sometimes outside of it, literally) to recruit the most entertaining and talented wrestlers available.

“It wasn’t easy, but I think fans will find Golden Pro Wrestling’s initial group of wrestlers to be some of the most intriguing, diverse characters EVER assembled,” commented Commissioner Meloche. “I’ll try to stay out of the way as much as possible, but am happy to intervene if things get out of control… which I expect they will.”

To crown the first Pure Gold Champion, all wrestlers will compete in season-long tournament. Tournament matches will dominate the cards of the first set of Gold Strike events, and culminate in a final championship match at the season finale, Gold Rush.

The Silver Championship will feature 3rd and 4th place finishers in the tournament, while Hardcore and Tag Team championship matches will be determined by Commissioner Parker Meloche based on divisional match results throughout the season.

See the Pure Gold Championship tournament bracket now!

Hear what the participants have to say themselves:

“My grandfather, Golden Glen Miller, has heavily invested in this enterprise both financially and emotionally. It deserves a champion that reflects its values, and will represent the good name of Golden Pro Wrestling.” – Golden Ben Miller

“Fuck this group of pussies. And fuck you for asking me about them.” – Violence

“Body bagz. Thaz where I’m putting these foos. Don’t hate the player, hate the game.” – Shotcaller

“That Heavyweight Championship belt is mighty attractive. I’m going to give these fans an equally attractive person to wear it.” – Flip Costa

“My opponents are physically, culturally and genetically inferior. That is all.” – The Draconian

“I’ve fished with motherfuckers tougher than any of these other wrestlers.” – King Crab Mick

“Fail, the rest of the roster will…” – Big Buddha

“I’m going to give it my best shot, and I hope I come out the other side a better wrestler.” – Cory Stenson

“I’ve got a few tricks up my sleeve that I think will catch the rest of them off-guard.” – Trickster

“Everyone deserves an equal chance, but this may be the only time they don’t deserve an equal outcome.” – Awoke

“There is no honor in losing.” – Fuse Makoto

“When I’m done with everyone, they’ll have to pull their photos off social media.” – Reject

“These guys better invest in real job because I’m putting them out of business.” – Corbin Fiscal

“If they think they are beating me, then they are clinically insane.” – Dr. Wallace Dean

“Que?” – Ejército de Juan

“This may finally get me the recognition from my family that I deserve.” – Saga

“I can’t feel anything until I’m in the ring.” – Abel Unstable

“I may be old, but I’ve still got plenty in the tank to win this tournament.” – Jumpstart

This is it! Golden Pro Wrestling is about to get underway!

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