From the salty Bering Sea of Alaska, King Crab Mack spends the his fishing offseason terrorizing other wrestlers. He is a critical cog in Golden Pro Wrestling’s Hardcore division renown for his penchant for weaponry.
Height/Weight: 6’4″ 255
Hometown: Dutch Harbor, Alaska
Intro Music: “Slit Wrist Theory” by 36 Crazyfists
Wrestling Style: Hardcore
Finisher: The Full Pot
Finisher Description: Jumping Backbreaker
Miserable incel focused on disfiguring his opponents to make them as grotesque as he is.
Him… her… they… or Whatevs. This ambiguously gendered wrestler is making their mark.
All illustrations from the talented David G.
