Ugly. Disfigured. Grotesque. Unlovable.
Call him what you like because it’s nothing he’s never heard before.
Perhaps the most apt description is ‘bitter.’ His only mission in life is to turn others into the horrible monster he has become.
Height/Weight: 6’6″ 250 lbs
Hometown: Naperville, Illinois
Intro Music: “Bloodwork” by 36 Crazyfists
Style: Hardcore
Finisher: The Left Swipe
Finisher Description: Double Knee Gutbuster
Money, bitches and golden belts. This ‘G’ is climbing to the top of the wrestling world.
Psychiatric patient dependent on Dr. Dean’s medication between matches to manage his fits of violence.
One half of the tag team Your Captains, this dishonorably discharged fighter pilot now doubles as a jackass commerical airline pilot and total asshat in the ring.
All illustrations from the talented David G.