Ugly. Disfigured. Grotesque. Unlovable.
Call him what you like because it’s nothing he’s never heard before.
Perhaps the most apt description is ‘bitter.’ His only mission in life is to turn others into the horrible monster he has become.
Height/Weight: 6’6″ 250 lbs
Hometown: Naperville, Illinois
Intro Music: “Bloodwork” by 36 Crazyfists
Style: Hardcore
Finisher: The Left Swipe
Finisher Description: Double Knee Gutbuster
When Raft Daddy isn’t guiding clients down Class V rapids, he’s in the ring delivering opponents Class V butt-kickings.
An Alaskan crab fisherman with a violent past, he will win at all costs and with any weapon.
Psychiatric patient dependent on Dr. Dean’s medication between matches to manage his fits of violence.
All illustrations from the talented David G.