Awoke can’t sit idly by while privileged, white males (like himself) dominate the ring. He will usher in a new era of diversity by defeating those who look like himself.
Height/Weight: 7’0″ 360 lbs
Hometown: San Francisco, California
Intro Music: “Chained to the Rhythm” by Katy Perry
Wrestling Style: Unappropriated
Finisher: Cancelled
Finisher Description: Samoan Drop
Misdirection, sleight of hand, sophomoric pranks; these are the tools that Trickster employs every night.
A girthy Tibetan monk with quotes of questionable and confusing wisdom, he seeks to share his enlightenment.
An Alaskan crab fisherman with a violent past, he will win at all costs and with any weapon.
All illustrations from the talented David G.