Awoke can’t sit idly by while privileged, white males (like himself) dominate the ring. He will usher in a new era of diversity by defeating those who look like himself.
Height/Weight: 7’0″ 360 lbs
Hometown: San Francisco, California
Intro Music: “Chained to the Rhythm” by Katy Perry
Wrestling Style: Unappropriated
Finisher: Cancelled
Finisher Description: Samoan Drop
Him… her… they… or Whatevs. This ambiguously gendered wrestler is making their mark.
One half of the thuggish tag team Da Bloodz, Wazzup brings raw power from the street to the ring.
One half of the tag team Your Captains, this dishonorably discharged fighter pilot now doubles as a jackass commerical airline pilot and total asshat in the ring.
All illustrations from the talented David G.