From the salty Bering Sea of Alaska, King Crab Mack spends the his fishing offseason terrorizing other wrestlers. He is a critical cog in Golden Pro Wrestling’s Hardcore division renown for his penchant for weaponry.
Height/Weight: 6’4″ 255
Hometown: Dutch Harbor, Alaska
Intro Music: “Slit Wrist Theory” by 36 Crazyfists
Wrestling Style: Hardcore
Finisher: The Full Pot
Finisher Description: Jumping Backbreaker
A girthy Tibetan monk with quotes of questionable and confusing wisdom, he seeks to share his enlightenment.
One half of the tag team The Orderlies, he is a staff member reporting to Dr. Dean and responsible for handling the doctor’s mental patients.
All illustrations from the talented David G.
