From the salty Bering Sea of Alaska, King Crab Mack spends the his fishing offseason terrorizing other wrestlers. He is a critical cog in Golden Pro Wrestling’s Hardcore division renown for his penchant for weaponry.
Height/Weight: 6’4″ 255
Hometown: Dutch Harbor, Alaska
Intro Music: “Slit Wrist Theory” by 36 Crazyfists
Wrestling Style: Hardcore
Finisher: The Full Pot
Finisher Description: Jumping Backbreaker
One half of the tag team Bounce Squad, he is tasked with protecting GPW reporter Vicky Cogliano.
One half of the tag team Endgame, he occasionally pulls his teammate into dangerous situations
A girthy Tibetan monk with quotes of questionable and confusing wisdom, he seeks to share his enlightenment.
All illustrations from the talented David G.