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Awoke can’t sit idly by while privileged, white males (like himself) dominate the ring. He will usher in a new era of diversity by defeating those who look like himself.
Height/Weight: 7’0″ 360 lbs
Hometown: San Francisco, California
Intro Music: “Chained to the Rhythm” by Katy Perry
Wrestling Style: Unappropriated
Finisher: Cancelled
Finisher Description: Samoan Drop
One half of the thuggish tag team Da Bloodz, Wazzup brings raw power from the street to the ring.
One half of the tag team Your Captains, this dishonorably discharged fighter pilot now doubles as a jackass commerical airline pilot and unapologetic jerk in the ring.
Crafty veteran from Canada who is in the twilight of his career, fighting off younger wrestlers and his own aging body.
All illustrations from the talented David G.