Awoke can’t sit idly by while privileged, white males (like himself) dominate the ring. He will usher in a new era of diversity by defeating those who look like himself.
Height/Weight: 7’0″ 360 lbs
Hometown: San Francisco, California
Intro Music: “Chained to the Rhythm” by Katy Perry
Wrestling Style: Unappropriated
Finisher: Cancelled
Finisher Description: Samoan Drop
An Alaskan crab fisherman with a violent past, he will win at all costs and with any weapon.
Miserable incel focused on disfiguring his opponents to make them as grotesque as he is.
When Raft Daddy isn’t guiding clients down Class V rapids, he’s in the ring delivering opponents Class V butt-kickings.
All illustrations from the talented David G.